Haiku
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retarded cat's breath
wonderful kitchen pantry
pale yellow is out

-Ethan Gold, 2002

there once was a dog from los angles
he had sex with the chicks from the bangles
his balls they turned bluish
but at least they are jewish
he thought as he pood in their Kangols

-Ethan Gold, Los Angeles, 2002

Barf on head
It's mostly yogurt
It's sticky